{"id":703,"date":"2008-11-12T11:28:50","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T17:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/?p=703"},"modified":"2008-11-12T11:29:32","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T17:29:32","slug":"im-not-fond-of-illinois-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/im-not-fond-of-illinois-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not fond of Illinois right now."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I received a tollway violation ticket from the State of Illinois, for $105. I thought this strange, since I&#8217;ve been living in central america for more than half a year, and the ticket was dated October 27, 2008. So, I made an international call to straighten it out. It was then that I learned, to my horror, how IPass works.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re travelling on the Illinois tolllway and get cut off in traffic and accidentally drive through the high-speed detectors instead of stopping at the tollbooth [or buying an IPass (TM) transmitter], a camera takes your license plate number. You collect a $20 fee in their computer. If you get two or less in a year, they ignore it. That seems sporting of them. BUT, if you get a third one, their computer tallys all the tickets you ever had, whether you knew about them or not, and generates a bill for the whole mess. Then, the computer waits a space of 12-24 months (god knows why) and mails it out. I am sure you an see where this is leading: I had one in 2006, one in 2007, two in 2008&#8230;. and one a week before we left the country, making my magic third offense in 2008 and invoking THE PENALTY. Now, I have to pay a ticket that costs more than a MONTH of groceries, nearly a third of my salary.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I explained to the lady on the phone that this was all news to me, and she replied cheerfully that I can read all about it on their website. Sigh. I guess I should spend more time browsing obscure government websites during my spare time. Ignorance is no defense in the eyes of the law.<\/p>\n<p>I hereby vow that I will never live in Illinois again. Ever. Being required to pay a special fee to have a pilot&#8217;s license and having to ship newly-purchased ammunition to my work address in Indiana were both annoying, but this is the last straw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I received a tollway violation ticket from the State of Illinois, for $105. I thought this strange, since I&#8217;ve been living in central america for more than half a year, and the ticket was dated October 27, 2008. So, I made an international call to straighten it out. It was then that I learned, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jims-guatemala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":704,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions\/704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}