{"id":331,"date":"2008-09-12T20:09:20","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T02:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/?p=331"},"modified":"2008-09-12T22:30:36","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T04:30:36","slug":"mouse-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/mouse-in-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Mouse in the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/mousepoop.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"main_img_right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/mousepoop1.jpg\" alt=\"mousepoop.JPG\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>So, we have a mouse (or mice?) in the house. It is annoying, because it leaves poop on our kitchen counter; click on the picture at the right if you want to see them. It also likes to eat Emily&#8217;s bananas (driving her bananas in the process). We&#8217;ve even seen it scurry up the wall a time or two in the late evenings, so I figured I&#8217;d pop into town and get a trap. This proved difficult for several reasons, the first of which is that &#8220;mouse&#8221; in the local dialect is <em>tx&#8217;ow<\/em>, which is kindof hard to pronounce correctly. Secondly, they do not have mouse traps as we know them in Guatemala. I went to three different hardware stores, and they all tried to sell me this thing that cost 80q and was essentially a beaver trap- you know, with the huge metal spring you step on to open it, and you set it with a stick. I didn&#8217;t buy one, not just because such a trap would cut the mouse clean in half and spray my walls with entrails, but also because it would take an animal the size of a beaver to step on the trigger hard enough to set it off.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/trap1sm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"main_img_left\" src=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/trap1sm1.jpg\" alt=\"trap1SM.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>In the end, I settled for poison. It looks like red gerbil food, so i left some on the kitchen table. No luck; the mouse still left some poop for me the next morning, but didn&#8217;t take any poison in trade. Since they like the bananas so much, the next night I pushed the tiny red nuggets of death into an overripe bannana, left it on the table, and waited. The next day they were all gobbled up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/trap2sm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"main_img_right\" src=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/trap2sm1.jpg\" alt=\"trap2SM.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> Thinking my work done, i continued life as usual. A few days later while Emily was doing the dishes, Mr. Mouse fell through a hole in the ceiling and landed &gt;plop&lt; right in front of her, then scurried away. There was screaming, of course. He has either a GREAT constitution or some siblings. So, i invented a trap of my own. The design is a hybrid of the figure-4 survival trap my dad taught me in Boy Scouts, and a clever snare I was shown by a native in the Iguazu jungle in South America last year. So far, all my trap has done is cause a great stir among the local kids&#8230; still no mouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, we have a mouse (or mice?) in the house. It is annoying, because it leaves poop on our kitchen counter; click on the picture at the right if you want to see them. It also likes to eat Emily&#8217;s bananas (driving her bananas in the process). We&#8217;ve even seen it scurry up the wall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jims-guatemala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=331"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":384,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/331\/revisions\/384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}