{"id":1563,"date":"2009-04-23T08:11:04","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T14:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/?p=1563"},"modified":"2009-07-10T11:09:08","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T17:09:08","slug":"admiral-ackbar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/admiral-ackbar\/","title":{"rendered":"Admiral Ackbar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ackbar.jpg\" width=\"277\" height=\"360\" alt=\"ackbar.jpg\" class=\"main_img_left\" \/>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, we see some pretty creepy food items here. This evening we were eating dinner with the neighbors, and Lina (Galindo&#8217;s sister) sat down next to me. I like it when she sits by me, because she&#8217;s nice and funny and one of our bestest friends here. She makes cookies with Emily sometimes. Anyways, I look down into her bowl, and what should I see in it but Admiral Ackbar&#8217;s head. In miniature. About the size of a potato.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good god, what is that?&#8221; I thought to myself. Then I remembered that we were eating chicken soup. Logic demanded that it be only one thing: the chicken head, sans beak, with the eyes boiled out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um, is that the chicken head?&#8221; I asked as tactfully as possible. She nodded her own head up and down vigorously, a huge smile on her lips.<\/p>\n<p>And let me guess: &#8220;It&#8217;s your favorite part, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>Que si<\/em>!&#8221; she responded emphatically. It gave me flashbacks to Lucy (her same-age aunt) asking for an extra helping of dragonflies in her soup the day <a href=\"http:\/\/www.JFanjoy.com\/blog\/?p=301\" target=\"_blank\">I had to choke THAT down<\/a>. Ugh.<\/p>\n<div class=\"clear\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, we see some pretty creepy food items here. This evening we were eating dinner with the neighbors, and Lina (Galindo&#8217;s sister) sat down next to me. I like it when she sits by me, because she&#8217;s nice and funny and one of our bestest friends here. She makes cookies with Emily [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jims-guatemala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2067,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions\/2067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jfanjoy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}