In reply to Belkar.

Ha! I can't believe I haven't told this story before. There is this giant white rooster that lives at the house across the field, we call him The Pimp. He comes over to our house first thing every morning and crows until our girls come out. He walks around with them all day long "escorting" them, and when evening falls, he walks them home. They go back into their coop, and he meanders back across the field for the night. Every single day, day after day. It's hilarious. We get fertilized aggs but don't have to keep our own rooster. And there is NO DOUBT there is fertilizing happening. Have you ever SEEN chicken sex? Oh my god. I know why Leon uses that euphemism now.