Ok, I have to tell our Pinata story.
For one of our Kid's birthdays (Kendall's 1st Bday perhaps? Or Caitlyn's 4th?) anyway, we reserved the picnic pavillion at the local park, and got a large Pinata for the kids. We got a great ELMO pinata. Bright red, maybe 3.5' tall. Looked just like him.

What we failed to think about was the Psycological impact to a FOUR YEAR OLD seeing the other kids BEATING THE HELL OUT OF ELMO WITH A STICK. Several of the younger kids in attendance were in tears by the time Elmo's Head was busted open.

Oooops....

Chicken Brian